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Pat Burrell Penthouse Interview


Circa 2001

Q: Is it true that your off-season home of Clearwater, Florida, has strip joints on every corner?

A: It does seem liek there is one on every corner. I'm not a big fan of them. Something that surprised me at this one strip joint is, when you walk in, they give you a towell. I asked, "What do I need this for?" The guy at the door said, "Trust me, you will." I said, "Let me get this straight. A girl is going to dance for however long the song is, and I'm going to need this towel?" Let me tell you, I needed the towel. I don't know what happened. Nothing of mine touched anything of hers. It just doesn't make sense.

Q: So, I hear you read penthouse magazine just for the articles, is that true?

A: I read the Jeremy Giambi interview a couple of months ago. good God, what is up with that mink coat? I loved his motto about hitting like an all-star and !@#$ like a porn star.

Q: What do you like to see women wear?

A: I prefer nothing.

Q: What would make you run from a woman's bedroom?

A: I'm into "manicured landscapes." If I'm with a girl who has "bad hedging," and need to cut the "grass," I think I'd leave.

Q: Are you a better lover or baseball player?

A: That's probably something that could best be answered by others. But I think I've got both areas right where the need to be.

Q: Would cheerleaders spice up the game a bit?

A: I don't think it would hurt, and I know the players would love it. I'm pretty sure my teammate Randy Wolf, would be a strong supporter of cheerleaders far beyond anyone else.

Q: Whats the craziest way you've met a woman during a game?

A: One thing I did was grab a baseball and sign my name of the bar I wanted to meet her at after the game?

Q: Are you the type that likes to watch?

A: I'd rather be in the middle of two women than watch. You can only look for so long before you have to jump into the fire.

Q: What's the craziest thing you've ever worn.

A: Every year rookies have these things they have to do. First off, I don't wear underwear...ever. I haven't worn a pair in years. i had to wear this little dress. It was tight and I wasn't wearing and underwear. When I walked out of the stadium at Wrigley Field to get on our bus, there were about 10,000 people laughing at me. Then I had to get on the team plane, and it was pretty windy on the runway.

Q: Who is your dream date?

A: I haev something for Britney Spears. Some people wonder, are her boobs real? I wouldn't mind finding out personally.

Q: When you first meet a woman for the first time, how long is it before you are thinking about what she looks like naked.

A: Within seconds.



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Good stuff. I like this guy even more now. Where is this strip club in Florida?
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pat the "bat"
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Well said Burrell....San Jose homeboy!!!!
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Sounds like Pat the Bat can really show the Giants hitters a thing or two about "Swinging"!
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Stay away for Amy G Pat!!! I know shes easy, but DeRosa gets super jealous.

on second thought u could probably make DeRosa cry. Pat is like what 6'5.

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