Nimbus Rodus
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Women....For The Love Of God....
Apologies to all those ladies out there that aren't like this...
What the !@#$?!! Don't say something if you don't mean it....don't expect me to !@#$ guess what you feel if you won't tell me. I am not a mind reader....
Jesus...!@#$...Christ...just shoot me now!!
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5/24/2009, 6:13 pm
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Nine Buck
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5/24/2009, 6:57 pm
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Nimbus Rodus
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I might be a bit stressed.....ahem..
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5/24/2009, 8:43 pm
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Re: Women....For The Love Of God....
Welcome to the world of "Dealing with Women" from 6 - 96! I've been married to just One for 33 yrs and can tell you.....it seldom changes...they ALL do it.....they can't HELP it.....and you might as well get USED to it!!
Pick yourself up....have a cold one....swear a couple times....bring her some flowers...and dive back in! Truly, Men ARE from Mars and Women from Venus. That we stay in relationships for more than 6 months still astounds me!!!
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5/24/2009, 10:56 pm
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Nimbus Rodus
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Women....For The Love Of God....
I hear you...but that doesn't change the frustration. For example, a simple "yes" or "no" to many questions will suffice.
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5/25/2009, 5:49 pm
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Re: Women....For The Love Of God....
always. offer. cock. smile, nod, remark, "i'm sorry, you were right."
then when it comes to something that matters, put your foot down, and get your way. the rest of the time see above, rinse, repeat.
--- "in the early days all i hoped was to make a living out of what i did best. but, since there's no real market for masturbation i had to fall back on my bass playing abilities."
les claypool
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5/26/2009, 7:44 am
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Re: Women....For The Love Of God....
quote: Nimbus Rodus wrote:
Apologies to all those ladies out there that aren't like this...
What the !@#$?!! Don't say something if you don't mean it....don't expect me to !@#$ guess what you feel if you won't tell me. I am not a mind reader....
Jesus...!@#$...Christ...just shoot me now!!
A woman means everything she says, even when she says she doesn't mean it.
--- "From 1955 to my retirement, the best all-around player in the American League was Al Kaline." Mickey Mantle.
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5/26/2009, 8:31 am
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Nimbus Rodus
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quote: byco42 wrote:
A woman means everything she says, even when she says she doesn't mean it.
What if she is basically saying yes and no to the same thing? Is this just another way of saying "I can't decide"?
Geez, I'm way too old for this !@#$...
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5/26/2009, 11:13 am
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Nine Buck
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Re: Women....For The Love Of God....
Just get a mistress. Then you won't care whether or not yes means no.
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5/26/2009, 11:40 am
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Re: Women....For The Love Of God....
A Man's Conversations With His Penis Through 3 Stages of Life
Early Adolescence
Penis: HEY MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?
Brain: Nothing, just calm down. I'm wearing sweatpants and we're right in the middle of class.
Penis: BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LET'S HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM.
Brain: We're definitely not gonna do that.
Penis: YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT.
Brain: Please go back to sleep.
Penis: F*CK NO. I'M AMPED.
Brain: But I've gotta do a presentation. Everyone's going to see you...
Penis: DON'T CARE.
Brain: Please, I'm begging you.
Penis: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM.
Young Adulthood
Penis: Damn, your ex is looking pretty good tonight.
Brain: She's crazy.
Penis: Crazy...IN THE SACK!
Brain: I'm not gonna hook up with her. Too much drama.
Penis: WE'LL SORT THAT !@#$ OUT LATER.
Brain: No. I'll sort it out later. You'll just do whatever you want and leave me to deal with the consequences.
Penis: WHATEVER, MAN. STOP BEING GAY. WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?
Brain: Can't we just find someone else?
Penis: I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE. BEND TO MY WILL.
Old Age
Old at heart. And by heart I mean penis.
Brain: Come on, old buddy. You can do this. It's my 40th wedding anniversary.
Penis: ...Ugh.
Brain: Get up! Just this one time. Please.
Penis: Go away. I'm sleepy.
Brain: All I'm asking is for a few minutes.
Penis: With that old hag? That's an eternity.
Brain: That's my wife you're talking about!
Penis: She bores me.
Brain: What if I think about someone else?
Penis: That could work. YEAH! LET'S DO THIS.
Brain: Great. OK, here we go.
Penis: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Brain: SON OF A !@#$.
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5/26/2009, 11:44 am
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