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Hey Jobu - Teh Cowbums are Teh Suck.

Sick at home today and watched The Catch and thought of you.
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Let's go GIANTS!

Jeremy Shockey has chunks of TO is his stool. G-Men in a rout!
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Hey Jobu - Teh Cowbums are Teh Suck.

Sick at home today and watched The Catch and thought of you.



Oh, dem's fightin' werds, beeee-YOTCH.

This just in, courtesy of GB: Muh Cowpokes actually have what is called a WINNING record and with a nice Big W in Big D tonight, they can take sole possession of what is known as FIRST place. Then there's the crappy team for whom you root, who will be lucky not to lose by 30 points against teh Monsters of teh Midway next weekend.

NYG in a route, huh? A bottle of '61 Cheval Blanc says otherwise.

Wait, strike that - how 'bout twelver of Proby?

Kickoff is in about 3 hrs., so I eagerly await yer reply. Teh clock is ticking . . .

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Since I could not confirm this bet before I got home tonight, consider it null and void but I will take the moral victory.

Anyone seen my pine tar?
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Maitre d’: Good evening sir and how are we today?

Mr. Jobu: Better.

Maitre d’: Better?

Mr. Jobu: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up. The Cowboys ate cawk last night, and I insist on making good on my smack tawk by acquiring some Speakeasy Prohibition Ale for Monsieur Mandrake.

Maitre d’: Et maintenant, would Monsieur Jobu care for an aperitif, or would he prefer to order straightaway? Today, we have for appetizers - excuse me - uh, crow marinières, pâte de crow gras, beluga crow-viar, crow Benedictine, tarte de crow - that's crow tart – crow’s feet amandine or crow de caille Richard Shepherd - C'est à dire, little crow’s eggs on a bed of pureed mushrooms. It's very delicate, very succulent.

Mr. Jobu: I’ll have the lot . . . and don’t skimp on the pate!


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Bounced off the arcade, onto the sidewalk, rolled into the pond.

Save the Probies for my inevitable move to the South Bay this winter.
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Save the Probies for my inevitable move to the South Bay this winter.



Oui, but of course, Monsieur.

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Romo [sign in to see URL] needs a nickname but I can't find anything it rhymes with.

What a soap opera. The good part about your team sucking is that there's little drama, unless you're the Raiders.
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How about "Tony Romo - A Great Place For (Getting Cracked In The) Ribs!"


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The Dallas O-Line (The "O" is for "Olay!")

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Remeber when Sac State used Pam on their jerseys for a game against Montana. Well, they did. Maybe the Pokes Ole Line can use some glue on theirs.
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